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(Kano holds young Rusty, who is aiming a sniper rifle, on his shoulders. Col Gentleman sits by, wounded.) Col. Gentleman: That thing is gonna kick like a badger, so you…

The Lepidopterists

Ned: I FLYEE!!! BIG HAPPY SMILE!! (The Cocoon's lightning cannon seems to have actually invigorated Ventronic) The Monarch: (disappointed) Ohhh! Our lightning cannon SUCKS! Who loaded it with robot food?!…

Now Museum, Now You Don’t

(Action Man flies in, guns blazing) Action Man: Actiooooon! (He violently guns down several henchmen.) Action Man: Action! Action! Action! Col. Gentleman: Rodney, what the hell are you doing? Action…

Tears of a Sea Cow

Dr. Dugong: Man seeks a good time, but he is not a hedonist. He seeks love! He just doesn't know where to look. He looks under the beds of whores…

What Goes Down, Must Come Up

Dr.Orpheus: I fear this is beyond our combined powers. I must seek guidance from The Master! Wait here, please. Alchemist : Oh c'mon! We're supposed to be a team. How…

Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman

[Dr. Jonas Venture greets Co. Gentleman and his wife at the door] Col. Gentleman: Col. Fun has arrived! [taking the drink from Jonas's hand] Ah, you read my mind. I…

The Buddy System

Dr. Venture, in a bid to make some much-needed money, opens up the compound as "Rusty's Day Camp for Boy Adventurers." But while the children are kept busy with activities…

Home Is Where The Hate Is

As the Monarch and Dr. Mrs. the Monarch settle into their new home and a new, no-more-arching-Dr.-Venture-anymore life, Dr. Venture receives an unorthodox introduction to his new Guild-assigned nemesis, which…

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